Intelligent status

Trust me I am a liar.
Smart Status For Whatsapp:
Smartness is a perfect beauty.
life is full of d disappointments!
Try and fail, but don’t fail to try.
Come back baby. ‘un-dead’ me please.
Short Smart Quotes & Smart Messages:
Your intelligence is my common sense.
Am quitting face book to face my books.
You are the creator of your own destiny.
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Don’t play stupid with me. I’m better at it!
Facebook should have a “no one cares” button.
Don’t ever let someone tell you that you can’t.
I can’t follow the dreams. Dreams can follow me.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the week says WTF.
I desperately need a fixed income – Mine is broken.
I’d rather check my Facebook than face my check book.
Distance means nothing when someone means everything.
Whatever you decide to do, make sure it makes you happy.
TRUST: it takes years to build up and seconds to destroy.
Remember you only have one mouth, avoid talking too much.
To make a girl tender, it is necessary to soak her in money.
My asshole is not talking to me ever since i called you one.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started. – Sally Berger
Sometimes the best revenge is to Smile, move on, and do nothing.
Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
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Live your day to the fullest, the future will take long to get here.
A gentleman is just another pervert but keeps his feeling bottled up.
Fear not what is not there, when you know it is true start fearing it.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the hell are you?
It is all coming back to me. said the blind man as he peed into the wind.
Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow in the morning.
I Agree that cleanliness is next to godliness – but has anyone ever seen God.
Sometimes you have to let go to see if there was anything worth holding on to.
My ex girlfriend’s status said suicidal and standing on the edge. So I poked her.
Life is like a coin. you can spend it any way you wish but you only it spend once.
Facebook is like prison, you write on walls and get poked by people you don’t know.
Intelligent whatsapp status
You can’t start a new chapter in your life if you’re too busy dwelling on the past.
Being nice to people you don’t like is not being two faced, it is called growing up.
If you hate doing something, its your destiny. If you love it, its God’s plan for you.
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass It’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Its not that u fill the ‘void’ in my life. It is just tha’u occupy lots of space’ in it.
Tell me and I forget. Teach me and I remember. Involve me and I learn. -Benjamin Franklin
I’ve gone out to find myself. If I should arrive before I get back, please ask me to wait.
Crying doesn’t indicate that you’re weak. Since birth, it has been a sign that you’re alive.
I’d really post your name here every minute if Facebook keeps on asking me what’s on my mind!
The girl who wears a dress that shows everything should be sure that she has something to show.
I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing.. But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror down!
Whenever someone says to me ‘Things could be worse’ I punch them in the face and say ‘Like that?’
Just as man knows more of space than of sea, we all know more of the outside of us that of the inside.
I’m strong because I know my weaknesses. I’m wise because I’ve been foolish. I laugh because I’ve known sadness.
If your relationship status says, “It’s complicated” then you should stop kidding yourself and change it to “Single”.
If you want to know so eagerly what will happen with your life, see what has happened to you before you thought that.
Listen to your elder’s advice, not because they are always right but because they have more experiences of being wrong!
Always have a positive attitude in life. There is something positive in every person. Even a stopped watch is right twice a day!
There comes a time when you have to be your own hero. Because sometimes, the people you can’t live without, can live without you.
___ have heard that Angelina Jolie is planning to leave Brad Pitt. I am looking for a girlfriend – is it just another co-incidence.
Never feel sad on losing any thing in your life!!! Because… Whenever a tree loses it’s leaf, a new leaf is ready to take it’s place.
According to Astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you’re actually a few million years too late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
World is ROUND!! want proof? COCKROACH is afraid of rat, rat of cat, cat of dog, dog of man, man of his GIRLFRIEND & GIRLFRIEND OF COCKROACH!
Never cry for any relation in life because for the one whom you cry does not deserve your tears and the one who deserves will never let you cry.
life is like a Piano, white keys are happy moments and black keys are sad moments, but remember both keys are played together to give sweet music…
Different aspects of life: If you become too sentimental it’s too hard too lead life. But if you become too practical it’s too tough too respect relation.
How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg? Answer: Four, because calling a trunk a leg does not make it a leg! This one is stupid.
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